Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking."I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything…

There is absolutely NO way Santa is female. Here's why:First, Christmas would be late every year. The line at the department store would never move…

Why computers should be considered masculine:1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.2. They have a lot of data…

An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.The men…

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking."I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything…

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman…

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman…

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.…

There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.They all decided that one…

Element name: WOMAN.Symbol: WO.Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.…

A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment."What happened" asked the doctor."Well, my wife was ironing…

From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a…