Jokes
What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"…
Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic
Dr. Schlambaugh, a senior lecturer at the Chemical Engineering Department,University of Oklahoma, is known for posing questions on final exams like: "Why do airplanes fly?"In…
Where does one put the dishes
Q. Where does one put the dishes?A. In the Zinc.
Success in life
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.At age 10...success is...making your own meals.At age 12...success is...having friends.At age 16...success is...having a drivers…
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Every…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisperto…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room
A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair.…
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to…
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do…
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol 36, No. 1As…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay…
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