A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the bar, so one night he took her along.

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a…

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place…

James, as usual, came home really late one Saturday night after being at the bar all night drinking. Not only was he drunk, he was sloppy…

A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg,…

Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says "Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers." The bartender says "I'm…

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"

With all the pirates hijacking ships for ransom and stuff like that going on in the news, I figured we'd throw out a pirate joke for…

After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth.…

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of…

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with…

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot…

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who…

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man…

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says,…