Jokes
AMSTERDAM SEMESTER ABROAD
Possible Courses:ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish.…
A SPECIAL NIGHT IN IOWA
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?A: Prom.
A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents…
69ER'S GET SACKED
Q: Why is 88 better than 69?A: Because you get ate twice.
Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."So they went home.
Adding Blonde
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
A Little Voice
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox,…
A Death in the Family
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"She says, "My mom died."He told her to go home, but she said,…
A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide…
A Blonde's Theft
A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book…
A Blonde's Special Picture
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?A: So she could use it as a mirror.
A Blonde's Brain At Work
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work for a female boss who always goes home early."Hey girls," says the brunette. "Let's go home…
A Blonde's Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A: Pregnant.
A Blonde at the YMCA
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?A: "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"