Jokes
AL CLETHEN JR.: SAFE SEX
Sex is so weird now. Remember the old days when all you needed for safe sex was a padded headboard?
A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR
A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into…
A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS
Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?A: They take the psychopath.
$10 COMPLAINT
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for…
A Dog's Life
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken…
Doctor, you've got to help me
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.…
Doctor I have a pain
The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before…
Yo' Mama Is So Poor Marriage
Yo' Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.
You Bet Your Wife
An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in a honeymoon suite. All night long, the bellboy hears laughing and clapping sounds from their room.The…
Get Your Wife To Scream And Groan
Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?A: Let her catch you doing it.
My Father The Whorehouse Piano Player
A grade school teacher asks her students what their parents do for a living.Billy proudly stands up and announces, "My daddy plays piano in a…
The Invention Of The Copper Wire
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
Lawyers Word Processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
What Do You Call?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?A total waste of space!