What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!

One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed."The man replied, "This is…

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?Because it was an early bird!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.

So there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said,"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They…

Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?To hide upside down in bowls of custardHave you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard?…

The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.Cold…

The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the crew and how they gave…

Stumpy prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party he was giving. In his haste, however, he forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat…

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the…

Here's a recipe to make Mom's famous brownies!Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy…

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come…

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to thehills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a…

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a…

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out…