Jokes
Perspective
An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.The men…
Man Discovered
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman…
The Most Important
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman…
Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.…
The Power of Woman
There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.They all decided that one…
Chemical Analysis
Element name: WOMAN.Symbol: WO.Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.…
Emergency Room
A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment."What happened" asked the doctor."Well, my wife was ironing…
Male or Female
From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a…
Would you define OCR?
OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using…
Two Morons
Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either…
When The Log Rolls Over
There was two men and an old lady. The first man goes to a hotel and says if he could rent a room and they said…
Dumb Moari
There was once an English man, an Irish man and a Moari man and they were flyng from New Zealand to the North Pole by airplane.…
The World's Richest Man
The world's richest man, the world's smartest man, the world's oldest man, the pilot and 10 year old boy where on a plane. The pilot came…
Stupid People Euphemisms
1. Not the brightest crayon in the box2. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer3. Not the cleanest toilet in the bathroom4. Not…