Jokes
BECKY PEDIGO: GOOD AMERICAN CITIZEN
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of…
BAD GIRLS VS GOOD GIRLS
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.Good girls only own one credit card…
BABE WATCH
This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor…
ANTHONY SZPAK: ATHLETES THANKING GOD
It's fun to watch sports. I'm just tired of athletes bringing up God at the end of the game. It doesn't fit, does it? There's nothing…
AMSTERDAM SEMESTER ABROAD
Possible Courses:ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish.…
A SPECIAL NIGHT IN IOWA
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?A: Prom.
A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents…
69ER'S GET SACKED
Q: Why is 88 better than 69?A: Because you get ate twice.
Blonde Challenge
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?A: Fourth grade.
California
Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Hella.
Blondes Blow It
Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?A: Data transfer.
Blonde Alumna
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?"Would you like fries with that?"
The homework schedule
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should…
A lecture about English
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such…
A bribe for your professor
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to…